Pixie's Diary

Gas, wind, farting, flatulence, guffing, letting rip, blowing off, letting off, coughing in your rompers, tearing the sheets, cutting the ch...

It really is just too easy at times. We cats know every trick in the book about how to turn humans into soppy, gurgling saps. I won't de...

There's a large pile of wood on the mooring. It's been there for some time now. The lummox began collecting it about a year ago and ...

Let's get one thing straight shall we... I was here first. Snowy and Sooty need to remember that. Ergo, all this is mine. The boat is mi...

I'm back. Pixie Poo Poo, the Queen of Dowley Gap is home again. And not a moment too soon either. Frankly, I think it's outrageous t...

Humans will tell you that dogs are intelligent creatures. How they arrive at this conclusion is beyond me and indeed if you were to ask any ...

I'm sorry, but if you're going to leave a comfortable looking bag lying on the floor for more than a few days then you can't com...