Pixie's Diary

Recently I wrote in praise of the lummox on this blog. A rare thing I know but he bought me some tinned salmon and it seemed like the right ...

I caught myself a duckling yesterday. And before you go getting soppy and stroppy all over my gorgeous furry ass I should point out that: ...

They're every-bloody-where. Frogs, toads, tadpoles the whole shebang. Croaking and chirping and  belching and keeping me awake at night....

Hold the phones! Stop the clocks! Gasp and stand back in wonder! The lummox has actually done something right for once. For quite some tim...

It would seem that the humans are attempting to cash in on my gorgeousness. On Thursday I caught the lummox red handed sending my photograph...

She makes my breakfast in the morning. She gives fantastic all over body rubs. She tickles my ears. She kisses my nose. She lets me ...

I'd forgotten how blasted bloody awful it is. Ange and the lummox started the engine today for the first time in ages and I am pretty pi...