Pixie's Diary

They've gone and bought a campervan, Ange and the lummox. And you ought to see the pair of them, like big bloody kids getting all excite...

That Steve had better watch his step. Nay! He should watch his back. I've said it before and I'll say it again - I refuse to be manh...

Recently I wrote in praise of the lummox on this blog. A rare thing I know but he bought me some tinned salmon and it seemed like the right ...

I caught myself a duckling yesterday. And before you go getting soppy and stroppy all over my gorgeous furry ass I should point out that: ...

They're every-bloody-where. Frogs, toads, tadpoles the whole shebang. Croaking and chirping and  belching and keeping me awake at night....

Hold the phones! Stop the clocks! Gasp and stand back in wonder! The lummox has actually done something right for once. For quite some tim...

It would seem that the humans are attempting to cash in on my gorgeousness. On Thursday I caught the lummox red handed sending my photograph...