Pixie's Diary

I wish I liked cake. I really do. Because that would be a perfect way to describe how I get those two to feed me whatever I damn well please...

I think you'll agree gentle reader that the simple things in life are so often the best. Even for a cat of my refined tastes. And when I...

There's a rabbit on my mooring. A RABBIT!!! Not a wild one that I can chase and claw at but a grey and white tame thing that the humans...

They've gone and bought a campervan, Ange and the lummox. And you ought to see the pair of them, like big bloody kids getting all excite...

That Steve had better watch his step. Nay! He should watch his back. I've said it before and I'll say it again - I refuse to be manh...

Recently I wrote in praise of the lummox on this blog. A rare thing I know but he bought me some tinned salmon and it seemed like the right ...

I caught myself a duckling yesterday. And before you go getting soppy and stroppy all over my gorgeous furry ass I should point out that: ...