Pixie's Diary

So they've gone off again. Scotland this time. All the bloody way to the Highlands in that van of theirs. I can just imagine the sort of...

It really is choice and quite funny to see. Funny, and somewhat grotesque. The Lummox has been bitten in the leg by some winged creature and...

I wish I liked cake. I really do. Because that would be a perfect way to describe how I get those two to feed me whatever I damn well please...

I think you'll agree gentle reader that the simple things in life are so often the best. Even for a cat of my refined tastes. And when I...

There's a rabbit on my mooring. A RABBIT!!! Not a wild one that I can chase and claw at but a grey and white tame thing that the humans...

They've gone and bought a campervan, Ange and the lummox. And you ought to see the pair of them, like big bloody kids getting all excite...

That Steve had better watch his step. Nay! He should watch his back. I've said it before and I'll say it again - I refuse to be manh...