I am Pixie - Pixie Poo Poo. And this is my diary.
I live at Dowley Gap on my boat Walrus
I allow two humans, I believe they're called Ange and Al or some such, to live with me. I tolerate their presence and in return they provide me with all the cat food I can eat. It's a good arrangement and they adhere to my rules most of the time. Because of this I give them access to the bed during the hours of darkness when, for some reason, they choose to do their sleeping rather than stalking Dowley Gap looking for mice or bullying Snowy and Sooty (two young upstarts who live in a nearby cottage with other humans and that dog Stella). Why Ange and Al decide to live like this is their business and frankly I care not one iota suffice to say as long as they're happy, continue to feed me, empty my litter tray, keep the fire in during winter and cosset me in any which way I desire then I shall allow their strange practices to continue.
As you can see from my photo (the man - Al, helped me upload it) I'm perhaps the most gorgeous looking thing you ever saw and my two humans regularly endorse this fact with all the billing and cooing they do in my direction. Get's tiresome after a while but to keep the poor things from getting upset I put up with the all slobbering nonsense they come out with and endure all the stroking and petting with which they ceaselessly assault me. But do you know what? I'm worth it!
Yes, I'm the bees knees around here and this is my online diary
