They're every-bloody-where. Frogs, toads, tadpoles the whole shebang. Croaking and chirping and belching and keeping me awake at night. And you ought to see what they get up to, in plain view as well, it's positively disgusting. It's the sort of thing dogs would do, making a public display of themselves like that. You couldn't even throw a bucket of water over them because frogs would probably like that. Honestly, all night you can hear them at it and then come the morning when I'm all bleary eyed from a restless night there's neither sight nor sound of the buggers.
And the worst of it is, I don't even like frog. Can't imagine what the French see in them.
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