Pixie's Diary

That's it then. It's been and gone and I survived it gentle reader. The humans (as I predicted) gorged themselves on high calorific ...

The mad spend fest known as Christmas is fast approaching. To any cats out there who are unaware what exactly this means I'll tell you. ...

The lummox has returned to employment, and about bloody time too if you ask me. All he does when he's here is make a lot of noise and di...

Gas, wind, farting, flatulence, guffing, letting rip, blowing off, letting off, coughing in your rompers, tearing the sheets, cutting the ch...

It really is just too easy at times. We cats know every trick in the book about how to turn humans into soppy, gurgling saps. I won't de...

There's a large pile of wood on the mooring. It's been there for some time now. The lummox began collecting it about a year ago and ...

Let's get one thing straight shall we... I was here first. Snowy and Sooty need to remember that. Ergo, all this is mine. The boat is mi...