Pixie's Diary

She makes my breakfast in the morning. She gives fantastic all over body rubs. She tickles my ears. She kisses my nose. She lets me ...

I'd forgotten how blasted bloody awful it is. Ange and the lummox started the engine today for the first time in ages and I am pretty pi...

Eleven O'clock! Eleven-bloody-o'clock!!! That's what time they rolled home at. Sunday night I mean. Eleven o'clock on Sunday...

Oaf! That's what he is. The lummox I mean. What a ridiculous great lumbering buffoon of a man he is. He ruined everything on Friday nigh...

It's everywhere and I'm reaching the end of my tether with it. You can't move on my mooring without your paws being caked in mu...

That's it then. It's been and gone and I survived it gentle reader. The humans (as I predicted) gorged themselves on high calorific ...

The mad spend fest known as Christmas is fast approaching. To any cats out there who are unaware what exactly this means I'll tell you. ...